The Daily Beacon

The Daily Beacon: "Supporters say that teaching I.D. is merely showing students the diverse opinions on existence and allowing students to choose which theory they believe is correct. Since their goal is so clearly idealistic and only aims to expand diversity, with no veiled attempts at implied religious indoctrination whatsoever, then I.D. supporters should have no problem endorsing Flying Spaghetti Monsterism, too.

The reason Flying Spaghetti Monsterism should be taught is because it has just as much, if not more, scientific legitimacy than ID. For example, a philosophy professor at The University of California and devout believer in The One True Pasta noted that in most creation myths, gods create humanity in their own image. He also pointed to the fact that human brains bear a stark resemblance to spaghetti noodles. Since the odds of our brains naturally resembling spaghetti are ridiculously minute, only one possible explanation remains: The Flying Spaghetti Monster created us all."